Mini afro is the sexiest hair style ever. I’m not ashamed of the sheer intensity of my jungle fever.
Me: Roll over.
GM: The hedgehog rolls over. It’s adorable.
GM: You take a few steps away. The hedgehog remains where it is.
GM: The hedgehog heals you for 5 HP.
Me: Holy shit.
Dog: *Oh god why? Why me? Please go to the bedroom.. Get off my couch.. Please stop.*
Trying to troll 2stupidnerds: They are the dog.